-Van has flashbacks to his sexual encounter with the old lady on campus and keeps shouting 'mail it in!'
Van Wilder
-Van is tricked into arriving at a party for Gwen's parents in order to embarass him. Van takes this chance to say lines such as 'if he is here who is ruling hell' and to take control of the entire party in general. He teaches the 'up-tight' doctors on how to do body-shots on their wives breasts.
Van Wilder
-When confronted by Gwen, Van panics and assumes she means the incident with the dog pastries. Van quickly says that he already checked to make sure that dog semen is safe and 'surprisingly nutritious'.
Van Wilder
-Hannibal King is being tortured by his vampire captures when he states, 'I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is ridiculous. And two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly.'
Blade: Trinity
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