You really have to hand it to FOX. Fearing that no one is going to watch FOX News anymore since the Dems won the midterm elections, Fox is putting out a two-night sweeps experience titled, I’m not kidding,: "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened."
O.J. Gives An Idea of How It Happened
Wow! This guy made a mockery of our legal system and now he’s out to collect his paycheck for it. In the interview Simpson “describes how he would have carried out the murders he has vehemently denied committing for over a decade." That’s a bit odd. ‘Your honor, I didn’t do it but I’d tell you how I would have done it.’
Judith Regan (Where’s your soul, woman?) conducted the interview in chain mail garb just in case. OJ Simpson is of course the man who was acquitted of murdering Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman but was later found to be “legally responsible” in a subsequent civil suit. Go figure.
O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened
If this isn’t OJ’s chance of continuing the American Dream, this next fact is: Regan is publishing Simpson’s book, "If I Did It," which so happens to go on sale November 30th, the day after you’ve finish watching part 2 of the TV interview.
The special is being brought to you by the evolutionary mind of Mike Darnell who brought us the IQ decreasing “Nanny 911”, “Celebrity Duets” and “American Idol”.
Maybe OJ can save FOX from a dismal Fall lineup. Who cares that they had to dip their feet in the devil’s water just to do it?
O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened premieres on November 27th at 9PM on Fox.
O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened 
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