By Ryan Parsons | Image property of The Weinstein Company
Clerks 2
ViewaSkew and The Weinstein Company have recently released the full teaser trailer (instead of the short teaser) for the upcoming
sequel Clerks II.
Clerks II Teaser Trailer
Not too much to say about the teaser trailer for Clerks II since it is almost entirely without dialogue; except for a nice shot for Lord of the Rings at the end. Basically, the teaser trailer is just a compilation of scenes with a rock soundtrack accompaniment; absolutely no storyline can be picked up from the quick flashes. However, according to the official site, this is the way the teaser trailer was meant to be.
But to do a full trailer this far in advance of our theatrical release would be akin to us getting into a sixty nine with the viewer, blowing (or licking) them while hovering our sopping wet pussy/throbbing hard cock within an inch of their face, and then quickly dismounting before any spasms of release and euphoria could occur, getting dressed, and telling them we’ll see ‘em in August, while heading out the door. Rather than subject folks to that, we present, instead, the cinematic equivalent of a genital flash: just a quick enough glimpse of what we have in store for you to give you something to think about while you’re tugging/rubbing one out over the next few months, with the added promise of three-hole input down the road (sorry ladies: I couldn’t think of the male equivalent of three-hole input… except maybe the utter and complete lack of request for three-hole input).
Clerks 2
Clerks 2
Though the teaser trailer for Clerks II does not show any type of storyline, we do get a sneak peak at some of the bigger names including Rosario Dawson, Ben Affleck and Jason Lee. There is obviously a bunch of shots of Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes with both looking true to form. However, did anybody else notice how slender Jason Mewes face has become? The guy looks like an elf straight out of Lord of the Rings.
To watch the teaser trailer for Clerks II click on any of the screenshots above.
Clerks II will come to theatres during fall of 2006.
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