26th Annual Razzie Awards
Razzie Award Nominations for 2005 Films
The Razzie Award nominees this year are, well, interesting. Last year the award show did in fact choose some shittie films and gave Halle Berry some extra shit for Catwoman; all well deserved. This year, on the other hand, the Razzie's seem to have chosen films and people just because they would be fun to poke at and not because they were actually that bad.
Worst Picture
DEUCE BIGALOW: EUROPEAN GIGOLO
DIRTY LOVE
THE DUKES OF HAZZARD
HOUSE OF WAX
SON OF THE MASK
Worst Director
John Asher / DIRTY LOVE
Uwe Boll / ALONE IN THE DARK
Jay Chandrasekhar / THE DUKES OF HAZZARD
Nora Ephron / BEWITCHED
Lawrence Guterman / SON OF THE MASK
Worst Actor
Tom Cruise / WAR OF THE WORLDS
Will Ferrell / BEWITCHED and KICKING & SCREAMING
Jamie Kennedy / SON OF THE MASK
The Rock / DOOM
Rob Schneider / DEUCE BIGALOW: EUROPEAN GIGOLO
Worst Actress
Jessica Alba / FANTASTIC FOUR & INTO THE BLUE
Hilary Duff / CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN 2 & THE PERFECT MAN
Jennifer Lopez / MONSTER-IN-LAW
Jenny McCarthy / DIRTY LOVE
Tara Reid / ALONE IN THE DARK
Worst Supporting Actror
Hayden Christensen / STAR WARS: REVENGE OF THE SITH
Alan Cumming / SON OF THE MASK
Bob Hoskins / SON OF THE MASK
Eugene Levy / CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN 2 & THE MAN
Burt Reynolds / DUKES OF HAZZARD & THE LONGEST YARD
Worst Supporting actress
Carmen Electra / DIRTY LOVE
Paris Hilton / HOUSE OF WAX
Katie Holmes / BATMAN BEGINS
Ashlee Simpson / UNDISCOVERED
Jessica Simpson / THE DUKES OF HAZZARD
Worst Screen Couple
Will Ferrell & Nicole Kidman / BEWITCHED
Jamie Kennedy & ANYBODY Stuck Sharing the Screen with Him / SON OF THE MASK
Jenny McCarthy & ANYONE Dumb Enough to Befriend or Date Her / DIRTY LOVE
Rob Schneider & His Diapers / DEUCE BIGALOW: EUROPEAN GIGOLO
Jessica Simpson & Her “Daisy Dukes” / THE DUKES OF HAZZARD
Worst Screenplay
BEWITCHED, Nora Ephron, Delia Ephron & Adam McKay
DEUCE BIGALOW 2, Rob Schneider, David Garrett & Jason Ward
DIRTY LOVE, Jenny McCarthy
THE DUKES OF HAZZARD, John O'Brien
SON OF THE MASK, Lance Khazei
Worst Remake or Sequel
BEWITCHED
DEUCE BIGALOW: EUROPEAN GIGOLO
THE DUKES OF HAZZARD
HOUSE OF WAX
SON OF THE MASK
Most Tiresome Tabloid Target
Tom Cruise & His Anti-Psychiatry Rant
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Oprah Winfrey’s Couch, The Eiffel Tower & “Tom’s Baby”
Paris Hilton and…Who-EVER!
Mr. & Mrs. Britney, Their Baby & Their Camcorder
The Simpsons: Ashlee, Jessica & Nick
Ok, the Worst Picture nominees may have been right on, but then look what happens when we begin to look at Worst Actor and similar brackets. Sure, War of the Worlds wasn't as great as we all hoped but picking on Tom Cruise for it probably wasn't the way to go. I have got a feeling the Razzie's figured they would give him some left-over shit just for his actions over 2005. Heck, you should never allow too many people of one ideal to congregate, or they just become crazy.
Do you cure a Nazi by placing him with tons of other Nazis?
And, why they have to dog my girl Jessica Alba and hurt her feelings? Now I am going to have to call and comfort her; anybody know her number?
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