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Papa Smurf
The Smurfs have recently become the hot topic of discussion of late and it has absolutely nothing to do with the whole 'Smurfette Theory' discussed in Donnie Darko. You know, the one that claimed Smurfette was the creation of Papa Smurf so he could videotape her pulling off a gangbang with other Smurfs?
Hadn't heard that one? Well, what about this one:
The animated series, The Smurfs, was actually a show to help brainwash younger kids to the positives and ideals of communism. No joke!
Besides all that, there is a feature film version of the animated series coming our way and, no, it won't feature the gangbang.
Perverts.
Jordan Kerner Talks on Feature Film Version of The Smurfs
Clint over at MovieHole recently alerted us that he was able to catch up to producer Jordan Kerner and discuss the upcoming CG adaptation of The Smurfs.
“It’s a 3-D/CG Smurfs”, said Kerner. “You just can’t make those guys live – it’d be a little weird, but a 3D Shrek world of them - that’s fantastic.”
Kerner says he has been researching the popular 80s cartoon extensively. “Having seen all 234 episodes of the show, numerous times, Herb Ratner and I have been working really hard at looking where all the holes were in the episodes - ya’know, like all of a sudden another woman appears, it’s not just smurfette – and what we’ve done is we’ve plugged all those holes in a trilogy of three movies, and we reveal things as we go along”.
“They’re all so very protective of [The Smurfs], so it took me five years of negotiation to get the rights. And then, they were very uncertain about what story we wanted to tell – we weren’t going to tell them until we had the rights, either. Then we got the rights on everyone’s faith that they also had an ability to veto, and presented them with the treatment. They just loved it. To be told that they loved it – not just liked it – and to be told that [creator] Peyo would’ve loved it, is a huge blessing and a great thing to have happen”.
The “Smurfs” trilogy will be “the animated Lord of the Rings – through the world of these idiots. Because they’re sweet characters but they’re goofs. It’s a comic version, but still very heartfelt, version of Lord of the Rings – though not literally Lord of the Rings, but an epic story like that.”
The fan favourite to voice the character of Gargamel seems to be John Lithgow. “Very interesting”, smiles Kerner. “I love John Lithgow”.
Learn more about The Smurfs and the return of that hated capitalist Gargamel by heading over to MovieHole.
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