By Ryan Parsons | Images property of respective holders, Variety.
Tarzan
With Guillermo del Toro coming out with what looks to be the best fantasy film this year, Pan's Labyrinth, Warner Bros is ready to have the director take a shot at the remake of a semi-fantasy, semi-nude Tarzan.
Warner Bros to Resurrect Tarzan
Where this idea came from we don't know, but Warner Bros is looking to bring a live-action Tarzan back to the bigscreen. Though no director has been selected just yet, the studio is in negotiations with Guillermo del Toro.
Jerry Weintraub will produce.
Scribe John Collee -- who wrote both Master and Commander and Happy Feet -- is also in negotiations to write the script.
"I'd love to create a new version that is still a family movie, but as edgy as I can make it," Del Toro said. "There are strong themes of survival of a defenseless child left behind in the most hostile environment."
I don't know about you, but I'm hoping that they still have those canned female orgasm sounds that they used in the first live-action Tarzan film. If not, then I'm just not interested. Key to success -- female orgasm sounds. Find them, use them.
See del Toro's crowning achievement this December 29th with the release of Pan's Labyrinth.
Add to Heffee!
