By Ryan Parsons | Image property of Walt Disney Pictures
Bed time stories can be disturbing.
An a marketing attempt for The Pacifier, Yahoo!
Movies is hosting the latest 'The Pacifier Child Care Tips.' And with these
somewhat humorous tips comes a nice new set of Pacifier movie stills.
More Pacifier
I don't know if I need more Pacifier, but I'm sure there are those
who are out there that are excited about this upcoming film. Some parts
of the trailer were good, some parts were not funny at all. When I see that
in a trailer, I begin to worry about the rest of the film.
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Yahoo! Movies has 'The Pacifier Child Care Tips' that comes complete with
funny little messages and Pacifier movie stills. One of the messages
plays on the part of the trailer where Vin Diesel reads bed time stories
to the little girl under his protection:
The bedtime story serves two primary goals. First, it lulls the child to sleep. Second, and most importantly, the bedtime story offers a moral or lesson that the child can take and apply to future ops. My personal favorite is the "War of the Gnomes." The Elves in the story provide a textbook example of a proper land invasion with their L-ambush and heavy suppressive fire. The Gnomes rued the day they walked away from the United Federaton of Magic Peace talks.
To view the stills, and more child care tips, Click
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Bed time stories can be disturbing.
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