1. Britney Spears to guest star on Will and Grace. Despite hopes to reenact the infamous lesbian lip lock, Madonna will not, sadly, be making an appearance.
2. More Madonna News: The veteran pop star will open the 48th Annual Grammy Awards with virtual band Gorillaz. Just when you thought you couldn’t take anymore…
3. Marilyn Manson’s plans to write, direct, and act in “art house horror film” about Lewis Carroll. If you though he was scary before…
4. Simon Cowell’s European group Il Divo tops charts. Who would have thought Simon Cowell in favor of a boy band?
4. Big Momma’s House top of charts. Evidently fat suits are funny.
5. Boy George Pleads “Not Guilty” to drug charges. He did however, plead eternally guilty to aggravated abuse of makeup and face paint.
6. “Commander in Chief” takes six week break. That is, the TV series breaks during ABC midseason rescheduling…not the real guy…sorry.
7. "Memoirs of a Geisha”, rife with Chinese stars, shunned in China For Fear of Japanese Animosity. Yet they accepted “Pearl Harbor”?
8. Comedian Jeff Foxworthy joins Sirius satellite radio. You might be a redneck if…you have to go Foxworthyless for the first time in your life because you can’t afford the $13 satellite radio charge.
9. R. Kelly leads Soul Train awards nominations. At least some people acknowledge the rock opera other than to make fun of it on SNL.
Jeff Foxworthy Goes to Sirius
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