By Ryan Parsons | Image property of 20th Century Fox.
I know what you're thinking: Why would I follow a film such as Meet the Spartans so closely? Though I can't explain why, I have always had a weakness for spoofs.
Movie Stills: Meet the Spartans
20th Century Fox has released a few new stills for Meet the Spartans. The only problem I have with spoofs nowadays is that they try to joke on everything. How about we stick to the genre or film you are making fun of? Why the hell does their have to be a Paris Hilton character in every spoof nowadays? Though I laughed my ass off at the Britney character, what does she have to do with the genre?
These are the great mysteries in life.
The Spartan leaders appreciate Queen Margo's (Carmen Electra) charms and assets
That's 300-287 -- valiant Spartan warriors, including Sonio (Travis Van Winkle), Leonidas (Sean Maguire)and Captain (Kevin Sorbo) prepare to battle one million Persian soldiers
Armed with only a cape, codpiece, phony six-pack abs and a sword, Leonidas (Sean Maguire) prepares to lead his men into battle
The Captain (Kevin Sorbo) faces some...um..."Herculean" challenges
It's a "deal-or-no-deal" moment of truth for Xerxes (Ken Davitian) and Leonidas (Sean Maguire)
It's go time for battling leaders Leonidas (Sean Maguire) and Xerxes (Ken Davitian)