Now that the Oscars are over, it's important to remember the real testament to Hollywood's legacy. Porno movies have long been basing their titles on actual movie titles, so much so that it has become a game for me to think of my own. So here are my top 20 suggested porno titles from movies of 2007.
I'm not even going to go there for the best picture winner. It would be too obvious and vulgar. Great Debaters would be too easy. Otherwise, if any of these actually are porno titles, I have no knowledge, but I sure hope they are:
When Films Become Pornos
20. Good F*** Chuck - As subtle as it is original.
19. 369 - Have to address the biggest surprise hit of the year.
18. American Gangbang - Kind of obvious, but kind of pure too.
17. Charlie Wilson's Whore - Also obvious but for a respectable film, it's hilarious.
16. Trannieformers - They turn from men to women and back!
15. Live Free or Die with a Hard On - This works for ever Die Hard sequel.
14. Harry Potter and the Order of the Feelups - Puberty sets in.
13. The Suckit List - Come on.
12. Grindwhorehouse - In the spirit of grind house cinema.
11. Shoot 'Em Up the Butt - Any chance to plug my soul mate's movie.
10. The Raping - Anyone remember that horror movie from April?
9. Elizabeth: The Golden Shower - Actually, that works for The Golden Compass too.
8. Why Did I Get Laid? - Tyler Perry deserves porn too.
7. Analtonement - Anal is always funny.
6. Privates of the Caribbean: At Rears End - No apostrophe! That's important!
5. Gone Booby Gone - Always a tragedy when a boy loses access to his favorite bosom.
4. There Will Be Blood When You Have Sex with a Virgin - I love going way too far.
3. The Ultimate Boner - After The Boner Identity and Boner Supreme.
2. The Hymenbreak Kid - This sounds funnier than the real version.
And finally…
1. P.U. I Love Ass - It's such a long way to go but totally worth it.
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