By Ryan Parsons | Image property of Warner Bros, Spill
See? Flaming...
Now this is hilarious. Just so you know, JK Rowling recently pushed her character Albus Dumbledore out of the closet by announcing that the character was gay. I don't understand the importance really -- asexual would have worked -- but there you have it. Having some fun with the notion, we now have the real reason on why Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince was delayed. Script rewrites!
Gay Script for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
The good people at Spill have posted a hilarious and very fake script for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. The edits feature rollerblades, a gay club in Florida and so much more. I don't want to ruin any of it for you, so check it out here. You'll thank me.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince opens to theaters July 17, 2009.