Everybody gets addicted to something. Even me, for instance. Now, I know what you're thinking: "But Ryan, you're perfect." I like to think so, but I have this damn addiction to Iced Tea. Damn you iced tea! One day I'll just drink water, you just wait and see! Some might say I'm addicted to working out, but I sit in front of the computer all day, so see how you feel after starring at two flat panels for 13 hours.
It's usually our favorite stars who get the worst of it. Heroin. Cocaine. And even the low-budget crystal meth. David Duchovny is the recent victim of addiction, but it turns out that he is more about sewing oats and burning calories than doing drugs.
Duchovny the Sex Addict
Now I know that sex addiction isn't a laughing matter, but there has got to be a loophole here for chuckling.
According to AP, David Duchovny has voluntarily entered rehabilitation for sex addiction.
*cough* *cough*
Forgive me while I choke on irony, as it is this same David Duchovny who plays a sex obsessed character in Showtime's excellent series Californication.
Duchovny's lawyer, Stanton Stein, released a statement: "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."
Respect? Props!
Californication returns September 28th on Showtime.
Add to Heffee!
