Disney's got a massive boner bigger than Walt's (center Disneyland, perfect statue angle) for Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. They already got him racing to Witch Mountain and they are now hoping the actor will star in another one of their "theme park ride turned movie" projects. They've already done Pirates, so what ride is next?
Dwayne Johnson for Tomorrowland
Forget a ride, how about an entire section of Disneyland's theme park? Though Disney denies that the title of the project will actually be Tomorrowland, it seems simple enough.
While not much is known about the plot, Walt Disney Pictures has picked up scribes Jon Lucas and Scott Moore to draft an "epic-sized action adventure set in space."
F that. They should have an action movie based in, you guessed it, Tomorrowland! Here's how the story would go...
Shoot out begins, the chick dressed like The Little Mermaid gets blasted, she shouldn't be hanging out near Tomorrowland anyway, the gunfight spreads to Space Mountain, the protagonist realizes that there is a bomb on the ride, but then must wait in line to get in.
This on average takes about 90 minutes -- sorry, no fast pass -- which would kill the film's running time. Hey, I didn't say it would be good, but at least some Disney characters get blasted.
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