By Fred Topel | Image property of respective holders
Assassination of a High School President
I would have gone to see Assassination of a High School President if they’d released it in theaters just because Bruce Willis was in it. I knew he was only a supporting part, but I still would have given it a chance. There probably aren’t enough people like me to warrant its release, because otherwise the film is indeed straight to video fare.
Assassination of a High School President
It really tries too hard to be quirky and edgy but it’s got nothing to say. The Chinatown references are really strained, and that’s too obscure for the audience this film is aimed at. Heck, it’s too obscure for most film snobs. Mainly it’s just really boring.
The mystery has a little bit of intrigue. I called it but I didn’t know that I’d called it until I finally saw it all resolved. I wouldn’t recommend going through it though. I mean, Brick is a way better high school mystery if you’re into that genre. Although, you do see Mischa Barton’s boobies in this one, so if you’re into her, it’s probably worth a rental.