Kevin Smith is a lot of things. Director, writer, movie geek and part-time actor; to name a few. Though acting would normally come last on Smith's resume, the Clerks creator can not only be seen checking out Jennifer Garner in Catch and Release, but dreaming of having passionate man-sex with Bruce Willis in Live Free or Die Hard.
No joke, man-sex.
Kevin Smith to Appear in Live Free or Die Hard
Kevin "Silent Bob" Smith recently announced on his official site that he is ready to go "Yipee-Ki-Yay" for Bruce Willis.
After spending countless paragraphs discussing how hard he would blow Willis, uh, well, take a look at this passage below:
For example: for years, I have been in love with Bruce Willis. Not the “Drop your nuts in my mouth” kinda love, mind you; the “Oh my God - Bruce Willis is the coolest motherfucker on the planet” type of adoration we reserve for the people who set the tone of our early, impressionable years.
After Smith gets his obsession for Bruce Willis out of his system, he goes on to mention that he was on set of Live Free or Die Hard for five days filming opposite Bruce Willis. That's right, Kevin Smith will make an appearance in the fourth Die Hard installment and it sounds bigger than just a goofy cameo.
Thanks to 'stymee' for the heads up. Check out the full announcement over at SilentBobSpeaks.
Live Free or Die Hard opens to theatres on June 29th.
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