By Ryan Parsons | Image property of 20th Century Fox.
A gun-wielding thug (Paul Zies) takes aim at "Super hero" (Adam Campbell)
The trick to Epic Movie is that every update on the film has to have 'epic' in it; something that would suggest that the update is cool. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy spoofs just as much as the next spoof-lover, but it is hard to call any film in the genre 'epic.'
Movie Poster: Epic Movie
That being said, Fox has sent over our first dose of movie stills for the film to help give us a sample of some of the parodies we will encounter.
Pirate Captain Jack Swallows (Darrell Hammond) is surrounded by a bevy of beauties
Not-so-young orphans Edward (Kal Penn), Lucy (Jayma Mays), Susan (Faune Chambers) and Peter (Adam Campbell) are frightened and a little bit disgusted by the Loompa Oompas
Edward isn't happy with Bink (Tony Cox), the assistant and chauffeur to the evil White Bitch (Jennifer Coolidge)
Willy (Crispin Glover, center) welcomes orphans Edward, Lucy, Susan and Peter to his wondrous chocolate factory
Susan (Faune Chambers) isn't amused by the snakes on her plane -- and on her body
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