By Ryan Parsons | Image property of Columbia Pictures.
Basic Instinct 2 looking to sweep
It turns out that Sharon Stone's Vuh-Jay-Jay wasn't enough to make the second installment of Basic Instinct a good film. At least according to the 27th Annual Razzie Awards, who gave the film seven Razzie nominations and the nickname "Basically, It Stinks, Too".
27th Annual Razzie Awards Nominations List
Because you can't have Oscars without Razzies, here is the list of nominees:
Worst Actor
Tim Allen- The Santa Clause 3, The Shaggy Dog and Zoom
Nicolas Cage- Wicker Man
Larry The Cable Guy (Dan Whitney)- Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector
Rob Schneider -- The Benchwarmers and Little Man
Marlon Wayans & Shawn Wayans -- Little Man
Worst Actress
Hilary Duff & Haylie Duff- Material Girls
Lindsay Lohan- Just My Luck
Kristanna Loken- Bloodrayne
Jessica Simpson- Employee Of The Month
Sharon Stone- Basic Instinct 2
Worst Supporting Actor
Danny DeVito- Deck The Halls
Ben Kingsley- Bloodrayne
M. Night Shyamalan- Lady In The Water
Martin Short- Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
David Thewlis- Basic Instinct 2 and The Omen
Worst Screen Couple
Tim Allen & Martin Short- Santa Clause 3
Nicolas Cage & His Bear Suit- Wicker Man
Hilary & Haylie Duff- Material Girls
Sharon Stone's Lop-Sided Breasts- Basic Instinct 2
Shawn Wayans & either Kerry Washington or Marlon Wayans- Little Man
Worst Remake or Rip-Off Little Man Pink Panther Poseidon The Shaggy Dog Story Wicker Man
Worst Director
Uwe Boll- Bloodrayne
Michael Caton-Jones- Basic Instinct 2
Ron Howard- The Da Vinci Code
M. Night Shyamalan- Lady In The Water
Keenen Ivory Wayans- Little Man
Worst Screenplay Basic Instinct 2 Bloodrayne Lady In The Water Little Man Wicker Man
Worst Excuse for Family Entertainment Deck The Halls Garfield 2: A Tail Of Two Kitties RV Santa Clause 3 The Shaggy Dog
Who to host, who will show up? You never know with this awards show, but one would have to assume that at least somebody is due to collect for Basic Instinct 2 (another opportunity for Stone to show off her muff), Santa Clause 3, Bloodrayne and Little Man. Hell, it would be easy to see the Wayans Brothers hosting this thing in honor of the work they did.
And there are your 27th Annual Razzie nominees. I know what you're thinking, tough brackets this year.
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