By Fred Topel | Image property of respective holders.
The Naked Mile
I finally got around to watching the latest straight to video moneymaker and I couldn't believe it. It's really good. The Naked Mile is the best straight to video movie ever. It actually feels like a real American Pie movie, not just a generic sex comedy with the name Stifler inserted.
DVD Review: American Pie Presents The Naked Mile
The sex gags are either well set up or downright ingenious. The opening masturbation set up is obvious, but so joyful and pathetic for the boy it's a fun ride. The boner stunts are brilliant and Chris MacDonald talking sex is awesome. They even came up with the most unique poop joke I can recall.
The gratuitous nudity is glorious. The whole premise is an excuse to see young perky boobies jiggle. It fulfills all my fantasies of girls at my gym on the treadmills.
But like the theatrical American Pies, The Naked Mile has real heart too. Ultimately, you want Eric Stifler to stay faithful and wait to connect with his girlfriend. The resolution of their relationship is warmly satisfying.
The little people villains are awesome. They are totally formidable and villainous in their own right, regardless of their size. Bravo for having the vision to add a final touch of originality to this straight to video masterpiece.
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