Every holiday I like to get up at least one or two articles strictly for entertainment purposes. Since Potter frenzy is about to hit a new high with the arrival of summer thanks to both the theatrical release of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and the book release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, might as well take a look at a list that suggests the top 10 (+1) ways Potter can die in the seventh book.
That is, if he does die.
Harry's Deathly Hallows
The good people over at bbspot have put up a 'Top Eleven' funny ways for Harry Potter to die in Deathly Hallows. I found 6-11 to be funnier than 1-5, but that could just be me.
11. Gets very drunk on butterbeer and has one-night stand with Dementor. Finds out its "Hump of Despair" is way worse than its "Kiss of Death."
10. Scar actually a time bomb set by Voldemort, making Harry's head explode in a bloody mist.
9. Luna Lovegood provides Harry with some bad acid. While tripping, Harry thinks he can fly without his broom and dies jumping from window in astronomy tower.
8. Heart attack from high cholesterol brought on by a lifetime of eating sausages.
7. Murdered by Ron after Hermione gets caught holding Harry's wand.
6. Smothered by Veela breasts.
5. Disgruntled Snitch frees a bunch of Bludgers and sends them after Harry.
4. Decapitated by Hogwart's Express in game of "chicken" with Draco Malfoy.
3. Trampled by a mob of liberated house elves.
2. Becomes Animagus. Turns into mouse. Gets eaten by Hedwig.
And the number one funny way Harry Potter will die in Deathly Hallows is...
Check out BBSpot to find out. No, it doesn't say anything about his scar being a horcrux.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows will hit shelves on July 21st.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix opens to theatres on July 13th.
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