By Ryan Parsons | Image property of New Line Cinema.
Shoot 'Em Up
Well that's interesting! I was alerted to a new online game for Shoot 'Em Up by New Line Cinema and was warned that it was a bit risqué. What could they possibly mean, the game is an arcade shooter?
Kill for Boobs: Shoot 'Em Up
Add another updated to the restricted content area of Shoot 'Em Up. Sure, you can play without the age verification but I can guarantee you that it is not nearly as fun.
The game has you shoot at 'enemies', though I am pretty sure they are harmless pedestrians just minding their own business, with a time limit of thirty seconds. There are no points in this game, making one wonder what the point is. Well, if you take a look to the right of the screen (during the game), you might notice a close-to-naked female body covered in money. Every pedestrian sorry, enemy you hit causes some of that cash to fall right off. So what if they're pedestrians, your kills earn you eye candy!
Yes, by killing all the unsuspecting pedestrians in thirty seconds you are shown some lovely breasts. The game isn't really all that fun, but it still might be one of my favorites.