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Cloverfield
A very enthusiastic review has surfaced for Cloverfield from one who claims that film has no problem unleashing mayhem on an unsuspecting New York.
Cloverfield Screened
The good people at ACNT have received a review for what is being called Cloverfield Monster Goes Apeshit. The reviewer does point out that the film has some (very) early flaws, but the rest of it supposedly sends the jackhammer right to the balls...
And yes, in the movie, the Cloverfield monster bites off some fucking heads. Only you get to see it from a way you don’t normally get to see heads getting bitten off, so basically the movie – which I’m just going to call Cloverfield for the rest of this review because typing out that long-ass title is pee-hole – basically makes other head-biting-off-movies look like Georgia Rule with a peppermint cock in its ass.
But then it’s like the movie heard you calling it a pussy so it puts on its dick-stomping boots and then surprises your dick with a punch from a fist wearing a cock-punch glove.
Like the analogies? Where there are a ton more at AICN.
Add to Heffee!
